sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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