She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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