that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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