I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I DEMAND FORESKIN
How naked do you want me to be?
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