That's intense
Plan B is the new Plan A
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I'm really busy with my period
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