cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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