i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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