Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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