Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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