Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I had to cum in my sink.
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