I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize