oh god the rape fog is back!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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