That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize