do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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