So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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