he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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