I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Oh god it's open bar.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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