Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
