i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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