i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my sisters under your porch take her home
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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