We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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