is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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