i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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