If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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