honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
