I looked at my own cervix.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Let's get the cat blown out
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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