the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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