Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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