i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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