it hurts more in the daytime
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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