it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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