pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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