Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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