dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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