the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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