That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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