Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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