Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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