white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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