I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Barsexuality is the new black.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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