Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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