One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
two words: eviction party
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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