i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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