Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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