I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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