So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
