as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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