it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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