Can i not drive my cunt home
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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