lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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