I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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