he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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