Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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