Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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