you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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