I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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