i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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